Below is a genuine email send out to staff at an unnamed company.
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To: All Staff
Subject: Copier
Please, please please please please - I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!
We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.
PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.
Thanks for your help.
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